Our Dunce Cap and Gown Double Thiolized/American IPA packs a powerful punch, supported by a clean and lean grain bill of Pilsner and Dextra Pils malts. Fermented with Omega Little DPIA yeast to maximize aromatics, it delivers a massive wave of tropical and floral complexity from an intensive hopping of Cascade, Millennium, Nectaron, Ella, and Krush.

Our Falsely Hard Seltzer is designed for maximum refreshment, utilizing a clean ferment of Dextrose and Sucrose sugars for an ultra-light, crystal-clear body. Fermented with Lutra Kveik for a remarkably neutral profile and a snappy, bone dry finish. it provides the perfect effervescent canvas for any fruit addition.

Our Falsely Hard Seltzer is infused with a delicate essence of honeydew melon taking center stage. The clean, bone-dry Lutra Kveik base delivers a light, mellow sweetness and a crisp, refreshing finish reminiscent of a chilled summer melon.

Our Falsely Hard Seltzer is infused with a vibrant trio of passion fruit, blood orange, and honeydew, this Hard Seltzer delivers an explosion of tropical and citrus brightness. The clean, bone-dry base from Lutra Kveik fermentation allows the tangy zest of the orange and the lush, melon-sweetness of the honeydew to truly shine.

Our Falsely Hard Seltzer is infused with a vibrant tropical trio of passion fruit, blood orange, and guava, creating an explosion of exotic citrus and lush fruit notes. The clean, bone-dry base from Lutra Kveik fermentation provides a crisp, effervescent backdrop that allows the tangy zest and sweet nectar of the fruit to take center stage.